Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
so let's talk penis.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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