I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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