What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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