The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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