somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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