he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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