D3 body, D1 cock
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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