Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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