she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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