I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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