I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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