Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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