You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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