Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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