i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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