How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Houston, we have a blender
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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