Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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