Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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