It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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