you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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