I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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