I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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