i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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