FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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