All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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