So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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