bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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