yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i wish my penis had a tongue
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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