she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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