I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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