Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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