There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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