im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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