But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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