You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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