I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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