You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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