I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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