I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
