Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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