both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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