I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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