gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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