I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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