i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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