I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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