That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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