So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she woke up with a sticky ear
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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