Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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