What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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